Sucky-inny Underthings

I did it, ladies. I caved. I gave in to the fact that in 26 years, I have developed some curves that need some TLC if I ever want to wear a nice dress and not look like the Michelin Man. I'm through sucking in and adjusting every 2 seconds.

I bought a sucky thingy. That's what I'm calling it, because that's what it is. It starts right under the twins, and goes down to about mid-thigh, shorts style. It claims to control your midsection, butt, and thighs, and you don't even need to wear undies and worry about pantylines. I also bought a pretty dress to wear to a wedding next weekend, and wearing the two pieces together, I feel like a new woman!

I also kind of feel like Bridget Jones, with the completely unsexy underthing that no man should ever see. Luckily, I know who I'm going home with at the end of the night.